Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Ramblings from last night's presidential debate

Things I'd rather be doing right now instead of watching this last presidential debate:
1.  File my nails razor sharp then pick my nose.

2.  Get into a head-butting contest with a genetically modified creature whose head is really a butt.

3.  Skinny dip in a mini pool full of half-starved piranha.

4.  Create a "five-step plan" that allows me to selectively go deaf, or dead, when Romney speaks.

5.  Burn every red tie in my wardrobe.

6.  Build a stage so that my cats can have their own debate.

7.  Work on my Romney smirk in a shattered mirror.

8.  Play pong with my feet...while blindfolded...against a dolphin.

9.  Lovingly hug a cactus...then high-five Edward Scissorhands.  

10.  Watch Gigli.

For another awesome point of view, check AJ's post!  Link below.