The Lexicon Artists

XXXI (At Hospital.  P.A. System announces " Code: Blue in Emergency Department.") Me:  Somebody's day just went to shit. Camus's Stranger:  Man, that's not even funny. Me:  Wasn't trying to be... XXXII Sherlock Holmes:  What happened to your eye? Groucho Marx:  My daughter poked it really hard. Holmes:  That sucks. Marx:  Nah, it just fulfills the axiom in my life that every female that I know will eventually hurt me. Holmes:  You're such a drama queen. XXXIII Electra:  The least he could have done was text me on my birthday. Eugene O'Neill:   Why do you even care? Electra:  I don't... O'Neill:  Then why are we talking about this? Electra:  Because it would have been a nice gesture to show that I'm a blip in his life. O'Neill:  The sooner you realize that you're nothing to him, the better for all of us. XXXIV Apollo:  I can't help but hate myself for having feelings for you. Σελ

Dialectical Dialogues I-XXX (more or less...lost 9-18 along the way) I Jill: Who the fuck do you think you are? Jack: You remember those stories your mom used to tell you, like Little Red Riding Hood and The Three Little Pigs? Jill: Yeah, so... Jack: I'm the Wolf. II Jesus: So you're telling me that everything that one says has already been scripted in their mind? Buddha: Right. Jesus: So ever word that's coming out of my mouth has resounded somewhere in my subconscious. Buddha: Actually in the Universal Subconscious. Jesus: That's bullshit. III. Achilles: Count Dooku is not Sith! Hector: He is. He is the apprentice to the Sith Lord. Plus he has the red lightsaber. Achilles: How is an old man an apprentice? Dooku is just a Dark Jedi. Hector: Then why does he constantly addressing Darth Sidious as, and I quote, "My Master" ? Achilles: Whatever... IV. Roger: So what do you want to do tonight? Jessica: Whatever you want. Roger: How about bowling? Jessica